*Quotes presented in this page do not reflect the official view regarding various topics, including safety, math and science, of the Simpson Group.
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Tim: "I haven't broken anything."
Camila: "Well because you don't really do much anyways!"
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Gwen: "I have a strong nose."
Tim (with a grin): "Really? So, you lift with your nose?"
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"You GOTTA earn your stars!"
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"Sorry, I am just smiling and laughing because I am proud that I understood Garth for the first time!"
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"I am just a moving consciousness"
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"I'm going to leave a bad review."
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Tim: "Why did you send me the email? What was it about?"
Garth (with a grin): "I don't know.. That's why I sent it to you and those in the project to figure it out!"
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Sasha: "Nothing funny happened between Hilary and Tim."
Dustin: "Yup, because of Covid."
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"Just write down whatever I say."
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"Didn't pass the vibe check."
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"I wish I was a laser... maybe then I will be worth $50K."
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Casey: "Hilary check your email!"
Hilary: "Oh no, did we get a review."
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"The authors understand that math is hard. We are going to do it anyway."
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Garth: "We should use the Mahalanobis distance; it would be more accurate."
Youlin: ". . ."
Youlin: "Love is a luxury."
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"If you haven't noticed, I'm the definition of trying too hard."
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"Spongebob Squarepants? Should really be: Spongebob Rectangular Cuboidpants."
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Nita: "Sreya are you analytical or physical?"
Sreya: "I don't know I've just been screwing and unscrewing things for the past 5 years."
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"Do you know anybody who likes very nice packaging?"
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"I don't get it. It's horrible tasting."
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"Commitment and I'm an alcoholic."
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"We've been talking about food for three hours."
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"Oh I love Lord of the Rings!"
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"If you keep drinking water you'll die."
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Cody: "What up dog?"
Shijie: ". . ."
Shijie: ". . ."
Shijie: "Yeah . . ."
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"Scott, move! It's science! Why do you think you are here?"
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"...I've been touching kids all day."
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"Think about what normal people would do."
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"Well that's comparing apples and oranges... not even oranges... like, shoes!"
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"What's a blizzard? ... it doesn't sound like a real thing: it has two Z's in it!"
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"Mmm.. infinite π. I haven't had lunch yet."
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"Was I supposed to READ that?"
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"Garth is wrong; StarTrek is right!"
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"... like that's some kind of good thing!"
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"Why is vvDFG always in Garth's imagination?"
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"I'm just thinking... Bob Fischetti? BFF?"
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"One photon to the other."
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"Nothing in this lab is linear."
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"Many moons ago, we hit a crystal with a protein..."
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"Maybe you should take 621."
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"Can I take you through the math? You don't have to listen!"
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"I don't like tomatoes... so chili is difficult for me."
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"I mean from a cost standpoint, I have to think it would be cheaper to just grow raspberries than to harvest beavers."
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"My presentation is gonna be crap... but it's okay because the pizza will be good."
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"What if we microtome a Jolly Rancher?"
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