Simpson Group Favorite Quotes

*Quotes presented in this page do not reflect the official view regarding various topics, including safety, math and science, of the Simpson Group.

	Tim: "I haven't broken anything." Camila: "Well because you don't really do much anyways!" --- Talk after someone so-and-so broke a glass slide (July 07, 2022).
	Gwen: "I have a strong nose." Tim (with a grin): "Really? So, you lift with your nose?" --- Tim's punny response to Gwen's sensitive nose (July 01, 2022).
	"You GOTTA earn your stars!" --- Gwen's response to Camila's quote on leaving bad reviews (July 01, 2022).
	"Sorry, I am just smiling and laughing because I am proud that I understood Garth for the first time!" --- Tim's response after reiterating Garth's explanation on his research (June 29, 2022).
	"I am just a moving consciousness" --- She is just a moving consciousness (June 29, 2022).
	"I'm going to leave a bad review." --- Camila's response on Simpson's Lab (June 23, 2022).
	Tim: "Why did you send me the email? What was it about?" Garth (with a grin): "I don't know.. That's why I sent it to you and those in the project to figure it out!" --- Tim asking Garth why the email was sent because both were confused what the email was about (June 6, 2022).
	Sasha: "Nothing funny happened between Hilary and Tim." Dustin: "Yup, because of Covid." --- Sasha's complain on no funny quotes on the website after Hilary for a while (June 3, 2022).
	"Just write down whatever I say." --- Sasha's tip to Timothy on picking up good quotes (June 3, 2022).
	"Didn't pass the vibe check." --- When we found out that the HT-FRAP wells looked bad (May 19, 2022).
	"I wish I was a laser... maybe then I will be worth $50K." --- During F-PTIR meeting and talking about QCL (May 13, 2022).
	Casey: "Hilary check your email!" Hilary: "Oh no, did we get a review." --- Email about new first years joining group.
	"The authors understand that math is hard. We are going to do it anyway." --- Casey in reply to reviewer comments.
	"Echo, play Africa." --- Hilary as she was explaining how much she hates the song Africa.
	Garth: "We should use the Mahalanobis distance; it would be more accurate." Youlin: ". . ." Youlin: "Love is a luxury." --- Youlin zoning out during project meeting.
	"If you haven't noticed, I'm the definition of trying too hard." --- Youlin trying too hard to get a new quote.
	"Spongebob Squarepants? Should really be: Spongebob Rectangular Cuboidpants." --- Garth explaining rods during a Rods meeting.
	Nita: "Sreya are you analytical or physical?" Sreya: "I don't know I've just been screwing and unscrewing things for the past 5 years." --- Sreya explaining the main work of her Ph.D career.
	"Do you know anybody who likes very nice packaging?" --- Sreya trying to determine who Alex got for secret santa.
	"I don't get it. It's horrible tasting." --- Youlin eating some type of American food.
	"Commitment and I'm an alcoholic." ---Alex doesn't remember what this is about, since he is an alcoholic."
	"We've been talking about food for three hours." ---Scott after we were talking about food for three hours.
	"Oh I love Lord of the Rings!" ---Casey responding to the question "Who else likes horror movies?"
	"If you keep drinking water you'll die." ---Youlin advocating for consumption of hot water.
	Cody: "What up dog?" Shijie: ". . ." Shijie: ". . ." Shijie: "Yeah . . ." ---Awkward interaction between Shijie and Cody.
	"Scott, move! It's science! Why do you think you are here?" ---Janny to Scott when trying to shoot him with a Nerf gun.
	"...I've been touching kids all day." ---Said Janny during PLU discovery days.
	"Think about what normal people would do." ---Justin accidentally did an honest review of the group.
	"Not if you practice!" ---When Paul pointed out that beer run didn't appear to be safe, Safety Officer Janny gave an authorized reply.
	"MY BRAIN!" ---When Emma asked "Where does this matrix come from", Garth replied.
	"Well that's comparing apples and oranges... not even oranges... like, shoes!" ---Justin questioned the logic behind a manuscript.
	"What's a blizzard? ... it doesn't sound like a real thing: it has two Z's in it!" ---When talking about an actual upcoming blizzard in town, Janny said.
	"Mmm.. infinite π. I haven't had lunch yet." ---After staring at math for a long time, Garth said.
	"Was I supposed to READ that?" ---Hilary questioning an approximately 10,000 word department email.
	"Garth is wrong; StarTrek is right!" ---When arguing about serious scientific theories, Shane stated.
	"It's gonna be okay." ---Garth tried to comfort Emma when science went wrong.
	"... like that's some kind of good thing!" ---Emma made her mind and popped the over-optimism.
	"Why is vvDFG always in Garth's imagination?" ---Shijie asked why a meeting on group calendar for a project never happened. Location of the meeting read, "Garth's imagination".
	"I'm just thinking... Bob Fischetti? BFF?" ---When being told that Dr. Robert Fischetti's middle initial was F, Garth found an interesting fact.
	"One photon to the other." ---Garth asked "What's the TPA ratio", and Justin calmly answered.
	"Nothing in this lab is linear." ---When Ximeng introduced the group to visitors.
	"Many moons ago, we hit a crystal with a protein..." ---"Ouch", said crystal.
	"Maybe you should take 621." ---Justin recommended that Garth take his own course.
	"It tastes chiral." ---When Garth asked how the new SHG coffee tasted, Shijie replied.
	"Can I take you through the math? You don't have to listen!" ---When Garth made an attempt to enjoy life.
	"I don't like tomatoes... so chili is difficult for me." ---Justin complained how hard life was when the group went for chili for lunch.
	"I mean from a cost standpoint, I have to think it would be cheaper to just grow raspberries than to harvest beavers." ---Paul expressed his opinion on using beaver secretion for artificial raspberry flavor.
	"My presentation is gonna be crap... but it's okay because the pizza will be good." ---Emma pointed out the essence of group meetings.
	"Oops." ---Said Shane after knocking down a hard drive which Chris had put in an obviously unsafe place.
	"Oops." ---Said Justin right after he broke an expensive instrument, re-using Shane's quote to save resources and the planet.
	"What if we microtome a Jolly Rancher?" ---Garth proposed a new project.